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Gentleman Asshole

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.
"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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Asshole baby

Asshole baby means a baby born from the ass. It's a word people use to degrade someone they think is dumb, ugly, or inferior.
Example #1: Kelly sees a really ugly dude.

Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.

Example #2:

Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.

Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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ruptured asshole

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!
I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.
by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016
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Trick Asshole

When you pay for a hooker and he is somewhat convincing and or you're drunk/high and can't tell that you're not in a vagina.
Yeah, Steve's even getting fucked by straight dudes with that trick asshole.
by Lil2'high May 9, 2023
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asshole complex

A moment (usually during a survey or social experiment) when someone just bull shits an answer or when someone is an asshole in general ( basically saying being an asshole is a mental disability which is obviously not okay)

"
This guy just fucking cut me off damn it asshole complex"
by Certified in life February 3, 2019
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Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021
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Urban Assholes

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them
Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes
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