making your third eye cry

Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)

" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"

by stevie da beast October 17, 2006

put your name on the doted line

to get get married to someone

i wanna put my name on the doted line

by me February 26, 2005

National ask your crush out day

ask out your crush on Dec 17, and it’s fine if they say no

girl-with you go out with me it’s national ask your crush out day?

boy-uhh sure!

by apnhknuohxysbahaosjux December 14, 2019

National slap your crushes ass day

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

by Oakpaw December 7, 2019

Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

I got mine, what's your problem?

Making sure you got what you need without a concern for others, especially if you are the boss.

Leeza got a nice big ice cream cone in front of the troops working hard digging her shelter. When the troopers looked at her, she scoffed "I got mine, what's your problem?"

by Jack Vice April 14, 2009

National appreciate your Short friend day

Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.

Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!

by Globgolab January 15, 2021