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Big Dick

Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.
"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022
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Big Bitch

you big bitch is something you call someone when they flop, say something annoying, be mean to you, think they ate you up, when they eat you up, breathe, walk, and do anything thing. you can even use it talking about what they did.
stfu you bitch, or what a big bitch why did she do that, and she’s a big bitch
by girlboss queen November 4, 2022
mugGet the Big Bitchmug.

Big bite

The act of showing strength and agression towards an enemy.
Ie- the enemy relized my big bite and began to cower.
by Wordster89 May 15, 2022
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big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.
by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024
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big pp

Big pp is a saying by daddy pewdiepie and you get big pp by getting upvoted by pewds
Sive has very very big pp

legends say a person called TigaroIsGay got the first big pp and small pp
by Tigaro is trash June 15, 2020
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Big Boy

Slang for a 32 fl oz bottle
by Thepronerd2 March 1, 2024
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the big boom boom

the was once something be for very think but than the big boom boom happened in my trousers and the universe was created.

one A 34 year old did the big boom boom
sam: oh on!!!!!!!!!
dickhead:''oh what happened????''(sarcasm)
SAM; the big boom boom
by i like fishy fish stikchs February 28, 2020
mugGet the the big boom boommug.

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