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jizz your way into hell January

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell
I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!
by who_is_isabella December 30, 2018
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national show a guy your tits day

On April 26th it is manditory to show at least one guy your tits
Hey its national show a guy your tits day

*takes off shirt*
by Jesuscock April 12, 2017
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On April 18th, push your friend (s) into their crush to embarrass them OR give them a better chance at getting with them. or just ruin their chances🤷 ♀️
my friend pushed me into my crush today. i hit him really hard and we fell over. he helped me up afterward. National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day!
by evelcarr April 15, 2022
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National fuck your best friend day

National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19
Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day
by Gshajdsnndbz April 12, 2019
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shake what your momma gave ya

get up there girl and ahzke what yo momma gave ya
by kozel July 8, 2003
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National kiss your best friend day

Joe: Hey Martha, it’s December 18, national kiss your best friend day

Martha: ok

Both: *little kiss*
by Reeeeeeeskeetyeet December 6, 2019
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future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life

That special person that fate, destiny, the cosmos, has placed on our paths, but not necessarily at the right time or place. The person we most care about--whether we are aware of it or not--the person that most moves us in body, mind, and soul. Dare I say a soul mate. The one special we have to bare the pang and scorn of 1000 years to behold for a fleeting instance in perfect time.
Andy played her voice message, and the volume was set too high. Everyone heard her voice and he blushed. "They all heard your voice" he said, and Ally responded, "tell them I'm your future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life."
by Fuzzypanda May 24, 2014
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