Owen + Trevan

best couple ever

bro Owen + Trevan are so cute tg

by smartfella123 September 11, 2025

The Golf Club Treatment

The action of torturing someone with a golf club for revenge against someone who justifyingly killed the avenger's dad, coined from the Last of Us Part 2 in the infamous "Golf" scene.

I'm gonna give that fucker The Golf Club Treatment!

by REDBOSS2008 September 26, 2025

Trick or treat

Instead of tittie bumps you do pumps off of bottom of feet .

Trick or treat ( smell my feet)

Yo I got a bag , it’s trick or treat time .

by MrLAparty October 8, 2025

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025

Hawk Bunga Tree

A tree that looks like a Hawk Bunga Tree.
Alternatives: Hawk Bunger Tree, HBT, Hawk Bungalow Tree

Dude 1: *Points at tree*, what is that dude..?
Dude 2: ...I shan't say...
Dude 1: It's the Hawk Bunga Tree

by hankbungertree December 1, 2025

Christmas Piñata Treatment

The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.

Hey Jackson, after class, can I treat you to the Christmas Piñata treatment

by drollermite86 December 5, 2025