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all up in my facebook

When someone likes every status, post and anything you do on fb within 2 minutes of you doing it. They also initiate chat every time you log in. These people may make you not want to post things or be online, because you know they will not leave you alone.

This can be good, in the case of crushes or romantic interests; but can be freaking annoying by others.
Jane: " I think Alberto likes me.."
Denise: "Why do you think so?"
Jane: "He's been all up in my facebook lately."

OR
Pedro: "Man, Kevin is always all up in my facebook, it's so annoying."
Pablo: "Yea, he is online 24/7"
by drsj June 17, 2012
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Overcooked my Pak Choi

As it is very hard to overcook Pak Choi due to it's crispy nature, we can ascertain that this saying is used to denote the action of ingesting far too many drugs or units of alcohol.
"You look a little off colour..."

"Yeah, I really think I've overcooked my Pak Choi."
by Mennula March 18, 2011
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clear my nether throat

Sr W.--Most gracious maisty, 'twas I that did it, but indeed it was so poor and frail a note, compared with such as I am wont to furnish, yt in sooth I was ashamed to call the weakling mine in so august a presence.
It was nothing--less than nothing, madam--

I did it but to clear my nether throat;

but had I come prepared, then had I delivered something worthy.
Bear with me, please your grace, till I can make amends.
by aCunningLinguist2 December 9, 2011
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King Louis in my cup

Highly Priced Liquor or Champagne being consumed.
Them Rozay bottles poppin and King Louis in my cup
by @Mikemusik July 3, 2011
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You Killed My Status

When someone try's to be smart & funny on your status but it comes out totally retarded.
Owner of status: It's raining outside...

Idiot: Are you sure you didn't wank and then cum? HARDY HAR HAR.

Owner of status: 0_0 that was completly retarded you killed my status you bozo.
by youkilledmystatus September 7, 2011
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My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Memories of you invade my mind as I sat today remembering our time at(Rick's Cafe)watching the SUNSET,you were all ways hot & had the most amazing smile could light up any room,man a stare at you like waa 😛
I was so happy when we were together not like the women nowadays too materialistic you really knew how to love & be loved you never once left me wanting anybaddy else. I could build with you & even if wi was dirt poor a you me still would wan be with.

Cottage in Negril was we song & all ways remind me of you 🥰My Sweet Empress you really knew how to put it on me in all WAYS we craved each other I don't know about everyone else 4 times a day we use to say it was all de fish I man a eat LOL.You were & still are the most SEXIEST woman I ever met. Hope he knows what to do with all dat sexiness..I don't know how Jah made someone so beautiful & perfect for me I all ways thought we would sekkle down have the kids then live nuff life as we a com fram far
Mon a UK don't know how to love & cherish them woman especially the ones who trade places. The black woman is the mother of all creation My beautiful Black Queen be prouda you self & you culture you a the realist that is why I man love you All Ways no matter what

Yuh a goodas!
by Janet21 March 2, 2023
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my nuts in your ass

person 1: my nuts in your ass
person 2: let's make it happen!
by YeetSwede March 10, 2023
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