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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
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vomit man

A man or person that makes people want to vomit. also can be a way to describe something that makes you wanna vomit..
" you face is vomit man"

"your a vomit man"
by Lord Siff January 23, 2009
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man-blunt

A blunt rolled with the marijuana left in the marijuana cigarette (roach)from previous smoking sessions
kid 1:ayo you down so smoke a man-blunt?
kid 2:i dont i know if i have any clips left
kid 1: true im not trying to get to f ed up
by bran ber April 20, 2009
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get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.
Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020
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Chopped Man Epidemic

This era of time some women refer to as the “Chopped Man Epidemic”, essentially the shortage of good looking men.
Girl 1- I haven’t seen a good looking man in weeks.
Girl 2- Yeah, we’re really in a chopped man epidemic.
by TziTziDatGuyGuy June 26, 2025
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Man Wearing Turban Emoji

I cant put an image cause I'm a fucking idiot, but the man wearing turban emoji is used by dumbasses who cant put anything funny or interesting after what you put, like in a text or conversation, because they think they're funny, often used by older folk.
2Racism is an awful thing, we should really stop it"

":man wearing turban emoji:"
by Azoodlepop May 27, 2024
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Man of Precision

The phrase used for when a man is precise to a such point he is better than everyone else
by Pavement Misuse January 31, 2019
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