spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

vomit man

A man or person that makes people want to vomit. also can be a way to describe something that makes you wanna vomit..

" you face is vomit man"

"your a vomit man"

by Lord Siff January 23, 2009

man-blunt

A blunt rolled with the marijuana left in the marijuana cigarette (roach)from previous smoking sessions

kid 1:ayo you down so smoke a man-blunt?
kid 2:i dont i know if i have any clips left
kid 1: true im not trying to get to f ed up

by bran ber April 20, 2009

get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.

Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020

Chopped Man Epidemic

This era of time some women refer to as the “Chopped Man Epidemic”, essentially the shortage of good looking men.

Girl 1- I haven’t seen a good looking man in weeks.
Girl 2- Yeah, we’re really in a chopped man epidemic.

by TziTziDatGuyGuy June 26, 2025

Man Wearing Turban Emoji

I cant put an image cause I'm a fucking idiot, but the man wearing turban emoji is used by dumbasses who cant put anything funny or interesting after what you put, like in a text or conversation, because they think they're funny, often used by older folk.

2Racism is an awful thing, we should really stop it"

":man wearing turban emoji:"

by Azoodlepop May 27, 2024

Man of Precision

The phrase used for when a man is precise to a such point he is better than everyone else

Alastair is such a man of precision

by Pavement Misuse January 31, 2019