Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022

insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to

they have a degrading kink bro..

i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.

by jank. May 26, 2021

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

by notarealperson111 March 10, 2021

Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Could You Give Me Some Editing Tips?

The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.

Dan: Hey Phil, could you give me some editing tips?

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

Do you honestly think you're fucking funneh?!

A video where someone got really fucking mad at a 9 year old.

It is mostly used when someone steals your robux or V-bucks.

It can also be used if someone isn't FUNNEH

Kara: U r not so pro
Glob: Do you honestly think you're fucking funneh?!

by Forknife January 11, 2019