When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015
Get the flippin' woodmug. Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?
Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011
Get the Nature woodingmug. I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
by Squish22 May 4, 2022
Get the Jory woodmug. by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017
Get the Sanding Woodmug. A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!
by ❤️🏀woodsy🏀❤️ December 6, 2019
Get the Hayley Woodsmug. by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008
Get the butt woodmug. A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"
by Aptolpraidolweeds January 19, 2021
Get the Olivia Woodsmug.