3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
by Slamb Doctor February 17, 2018
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Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 15, 2024
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højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
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højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
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Money wife

she fine
she bad
she’s the best you ever had
BUT SHE FINNA COST A BAG
That’s Nicole, she’s my money wife

I’m not tryna be ya baby mama, but i could be your money wife
by Nixmas October 03, 2019
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shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.
Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.
by Big aldo October 30, 2019
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