water the porcelain

Taking a piss in a public bathroom.

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."

by Funzie January 30, 2014

Water Tiddy

A tit that can be popped for hydration.

May I pop your Water Tiddy?

by Wetty Vagina Titty August 10, 2016

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023

water blood

A term or idea invented by the infamous Kaleb Chesher, who also once cut his tongue because he licked a steak-knife.

"If you got stabbed and fell in the water, the water would replace your blood. Then you'd have water blood." -Kaleb Chesher.

by "chalit" February 5, 2019

Bronky water

Bronky water is when you're walking down the street and it's really slushy out and a big truck or car drives by and splashes you with Muddy dirty gross water all over your face and clothes

Broooo that guy just bronky watered me!!

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

by djd1899 May 1, 2015

Diet Water

An alcoholic drink that is considered healthy.

Person A: Hey! Wanna drink some Diet Water tonight with me?
Person B: No sorry, don’t really think any alcoholic drink is healthy

by Hennessee November 11, 2019