ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

by rororrooro September 21, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

Ur mom

my momma
its a joke deal with it

"so what are you doing today?" "ur mom"

by girlisok March 1, 2022

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

by kiuri November 17, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

by sagexx November 21, 2021

Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021