by Stallions Mcgee August 2, 2021

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
by mithyard June 24, 2021

Phrase from the seventies meaning to introduce a person to something new or interesting or "cool" that is totally new to their experience.
Yeah man, glad I could turn you on to some Thai stick finally. Pretty fucking...uh...I forgot what I was going to say...
by Cathalasaurus September 23, 2017

by LHPer July 3, 2018

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
by 161455 March 8, 2015

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.
by br@t April 14, 2025
