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Instagram Troll

Someone who likes all your instagram pictures but won't follow you. Or someone who lives under a bridge, is extremely rude, and somehow manages to have the capability to use Instagram.
Abbey: Hey wanna know how to piss me off?

Dan: How?

Abbey: Like all my freaking Instagram photos and DON'T FOLLOW ME, INSTAGRAM TROLL DIE.
by TaraTheTerrible June 14, 2013
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Troll Currency

The currency that trolls use. If a troll says they bought something, it was bought using troll currency, because they're trolling you. They bought nothing. 1 unit in troll currency is equivalent to exactly .00012 US dollars.
"I can not tell you if you got ripped off in your magic carpet purchase because I can not mentally convert troll currency to pesos"
by monique572 December 6, 2009
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Scum Troll

Hated much like the well-known internet troll, a scum troll is the lowest form of human life. Can be used interchangeably with douchebag, or even combined for an additive effect: scum troll douchebag (STD)
Mike is such a scum troll.

That douchebag in the next cubicle farts all day long, he's such a scum troll.
by Yak1909 August 22, 2011
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mote troll

by Andy May 13, 2005
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Concern Troll

A term of abuse. Mostly used in forums where there is a fairly well-defined orthodoxy, usually political (it could be conservatism, feminism or nearly anything else) that all members are assumed to agree with by default, "concern troll" can refer to nearly anyone who expresses disagreement or skepticism about some aspect of that orthodoxy, while agreeing with other parts of it.

Supposedly, the idea is that the "concern troll" is actually an adherent of some other, opposing orthodoxy, disingenuously pretending to be sympathetic to the goals of the forum in order to disrupt it or sow dissent. Perhaps this actually happens (this longtime forum user is skeptical, having NEVER seen a clear example), but usually, the accusation comes from someone who can't imagine honest disagreement with his or her favored ideology, and thus says more about the accuser than the accused. Basically it's a bludgeon used by people with very black-and-white views on some topic, against anyone more nuanced than themselves.

Accusing someone of being a concern troll is generally a bad idea. Even if you're right about the "troll"'s motives, which you probably aren't, that doesn't make the "troll"'s arguments wrong; in other words, calling someone a concern troll is a basic ad hominem fallacy. The term is used to shut down, rather than to advance, discussion.
I tried to tell them their statistics were discredited decades ago, but they just shouted me down and called me a concern troll.
by Eater of Cheese 2 August 28, 2013
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Troll doll

A short, unattractive female with troll-like features, such as beady eyes or a large nose.
I can't believe he down-graded from a hot blonde to that troll doll!
by Tall drink of water October 24, 2008
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Terrified Troll

When you are engaing in anal sex and the girl wants the sperm on her back and so when your about to ejaculate you spit on her back (resembling the sperm) so she turns around and you blow the load in her face.
She was so surprised when i gave her that terrified troll.
by UrbanBoy88586 February 3, 2010
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