Ducks up

Ducks up in the historical opposite to Ducks down.
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".
A: Hey dude ducks up or ducks down?
B: Im'a go for ducks up!
A: Sorry dude its ducks down.
by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019
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Duck and Cover

An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
by joeleonotron March 11, 2012
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Duck Walker

Someone who had rough sex and is hurting the next day.
Squatting. Sitting.

The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.

The duck walker also looks like a slut.
by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 14, 2009
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Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.
Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.
by britishknightshoes June 18, 2009
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Duck Fizz

the band that sound identical to some Arctic Monkeys songs
*while listening to discover weekly*
oh why are Arctic Monkeys here... wait, what the fuck is Duck Fizz
by SmileyWeb December 22, 2020
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Rubber Duck

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck
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duck doctor

It's the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the vaginatrician.

Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."

"The who?"

"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
by faceoftoday March 16, 2011
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