An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.
Courtesy of the Goons
Courtesy of the Goons
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023

The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
by Biizirous January 10, 2025

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.
by psa1msss January 13, 2025

A Vape Goon is a person who loves to Vape and trying to make Vape Clouds identical to the ones in the sky. They always have anew Mod to show their sick Vape Tricks and always be juicin their mod. They are the president of Vape Nation and just have an oral fixation with the mouth piece of a Vape. This type of person is always seen vaping anywhere they can legally.
Danica: check out my new vape Scott! Watch my sick O's I've been working on for 7 months now.... Hold on let me get my juice so I can make Mad Clouds and do a sick french inhale for you!
Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon
Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??
Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon
Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??
by Si1verSp00n October 24, 2018

by AdolfJizzler June 2, 2024

To do various philanthropic activities, such as giving to the homeless, donating to charity, and doing community giveouts or cookouts.
Person1: I've been feeling like gooning recently. I saved up $300 to give out free food.
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner
by Butter_Cat June 18, 2025
