Tits

A way to give props or compliment a noun.

"Did you see the football game sunday? It was the tits."
"This pie is so good, it's the tits."

by gman2989 November 18, 2007

street tits

aesthetically unpleasing breasts
small, oddly shaped, lopsided, asymmetrical, or weird-looking breasts

"Yo that girl had it goin on... from the back, until she turned around and I saw her street tits."

by Julie Mathis February 19, 2008

Kick in the Tits

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.

'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008

Tator Tits

A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.

Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"

by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012

Spaghetti Tits

When a woman's boobs are long and saggy, so that they hang down like spaghetti.

I saw Jen with her shirt off last night. She has some serious spaghetti tits.

by bigbaylor August 28, 2009

elbow tit

The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.

Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.

Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"

Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit again."

by surrealdeal October 2, 2009

J Tits

Sloppy tits resulting in a curve at the nipple.

I was taking off this girl's top, but then realized she was packing a nasty pair of J Tits.

by Jason Pogany April 22, 2010