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Alphabet Times

While presently enjoying a pleasant situation, or often in hindsight of any form of delight and/or entertainment, it is quite common for one to comment, "gts," a teenage slang term and accepted reference to "good times". However, why is this shortened form of the phrase only used in reference to pleasure? Why not when one experiences, for example, sexual or racist feelings? The "Alphabet Times" is a clear and obvious solution to this problem. When experiencing any feeling of any sort, "good" may be replaced with any other applicable adjective/noun/verb, and emotion can be relayed by expressing yourself in "ats" to "zts".
Alphabet Times
awesome times
best times
car-RAZAYYY times
drunken times
erotic times
fucked up times
good times (classic)
helluva times
icy times
jokes times
KKK times/ kleenexy times
lazy times
monstrous times
nimbus 2000 times
octopi times
penis times
queer times
rusty nail times
satanic times
titty times
uvula times
vaginal times
wet times
x-rated times
you+me times
zamboni times
by fatones July 22, 2010
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stiffy time

See Stiffie Time.

'Stiffy time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.
What time is it?! STIFFY TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffy time tonight.
Why is it always stiffy time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffy time.
by StiffieSteve May 30, 2008
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It's time to disco!

It's time to have sex!

("have sex" can be replaced with "disco," like in Bollywood films, where censorship precludes any mention of sex)
Person 1: I'm so drunk.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 3: What should we do?
Person 1: It's time to disco!
Person 2: Yeah let's disco HARD!
Person 3: Yeah! Get out the disco balls.
Person 1: Point your fingers up.
Person 2: Thrust your pelvis.
Person 3: Ow!
Person 1: Can't stop.
Person 2: Won't stop.
by karsonwr December 7, 2009
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Naked Time

This is a time in the day or night where a group of individuals remove their clothing and enjoy the company of one another. These people may or may not be living in the same residence. Normal ativity resumes during this time; just without the restriction of clothes
Ian Tim James and I all enjoy naked time together every Thursday. We cook, watch TV or sit and chill
by We-Love-Naked-Time August 5, 2007
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Clark Time

The process of wanting to spend quality time with someone then just walking away.
Melissa said I came down to spend Clark Time with you but in reality she just walks away.
by Mother Denise October 31, 2008
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Shed time

Shed time is when you have given your entire weekend to the Woodshed, and loved it. Your inner timer has switched to up all night sleep all day. Where as 4pm is morning, and 2 am is noon.
Mom..Your drinking coffee at 5 pm?

Me: Yes im still on shed time
by CherryDaze April 29, 2011
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Cheddar time

Cheddar time is the time of day you take to melt cheddar cheese in your buttcrack, and then have someone or something eat it out.
John’s wife knew what she was in for when she heard him yell, “it’s cheddar time!”
by Willie Boi April 21, 2019
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