White Thumb

1. (n.) When your thumb gets semen all over it after a person (typically male) masturbates

2. (n.) A person with a lot of experience in masturbating

1. "I had a White Thumb last night after I masturbated"

2. "I've been masturbating for so long I have a white thumb

by Omnisexual-Man February 16, 2024

kentucky thumb

The process of sticking your thumb in a wound from shooting a 50 Caliber SLAP round and it horribly wrong or sticking your fattest thumb in someone for sexual pleasure.

“Scott almost died from that hole in his neck! Good thing he had that Kentucky Thumb”

by DSarge May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When a slap round sends parts of your 50. BMG Into your body and you jam your thumb into your neck to avoid forever sleep.

Kentucky ballistics performed a Kentucky Thumb to avoid forever sleep on camera.

by that boy billy jenkins May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Sticking your thumb into a orifice of your sex partner.

"I'll give you the Kentucky Thumb tonight"
"Please do the Kentucky Thumb!"

by xnxns64 May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When you plug a hole with your thumb. Any hole.

A: Ah, dammit I got shot!
B: quick put a Kentucky thumb in it!

A: so I took her home last night and got her a Kentucky thumb ;)

by AlexxTM May 21, 2021

Politician's thumb

The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.

Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.

Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.

by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023

two left thumbs

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiom “Two left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.

I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.

by mauriziaH July 4, 2021