Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.

Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.

by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016

monster energy

an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.

Jason: Hey, is katie drinking monster energy?
Alice: Yea, i wonder if she actually likes it.

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021

Bang energy bang boom sip bang bang boom 💥 drink

Five-hour energy, inside a can

High guy: gimme some Bang energy bang boom sip bang bang boom 💥 drink
guy 2: you’re fucking high

by aspEcts353 February 16, 2022

Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

Energy thot

Girls who are thots for spirituality and energy , they know how to manipulate energy and take control of their own lives. They manifest and attract what ever they desire.

That ENERGY THOT stole my bf from me .

A jealous person: fuck you you ENERGY THOT, you’re living my dream life 😒
I love ENERGY THOTS they are bad bitches fr fr.

by Sarinaho June 27, 2022

brother fucker energy

The energy of a young woman who may or may not secretly want to fuck her brother. She may not even be aware herself that she wants to fuck said brother but her thoughts and words tell a different story. Criticizing every woman her brother might bring around, she finds comfort in trying to convince him that his new gal ain’t the one. She’s a blood related cock block whose motivation stems from a weird desire to fuck her brother.

She told her brother that he can’t date redheads, she has brother fucker energy.

by Thegray September 7, 2022

Cheeto energy

A person with cheeto energy is usually someone who is chaotic and unpredictable, or someone who seems like the kind of person to enjoy eating cheetos.

Kyle: "IM GONNA THROW YOY ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW AHAHAAHAJAKK"

Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"

by Fekfkek July 19, 2023