I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.
by Bbb554 July 08, 2024
a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.
shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.
shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
by Cheeztaem February 07, 2024
by Friendlyally March 01, 2025
A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.
Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*
by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018
by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019
A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).
by Edward Hotspur September 29, 2013