Owen

A specimen famous for performing bravery exclusively from behind screens.
Exhibits high-volume ego paired with low-capacity courage.
Feeds on other people’s energy like a budget leech, yet folds instantly when asked to display even a trace of integrity.
Commonly misidentified as a bully; in practice, simply an underdeveloped spine wearing Wi-Fi as armor. Also can be seen talking the talk but no walk.

Owen is the kind of guy who could trip over air and blame the floor for being too aggressive.

by Caroline Scott December 3, 2025

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Owen longhurst

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.

Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch

by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024

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