Saucy Jew

A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew

Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew

Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money

by Gobbleturkey June 5, 2022

Jew-brew

Manichevitz wine

Pass the jew-brew.

by Banana Hammie November 10, 2019

Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Jew coat

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.

Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.

by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013

Jew Whipped

A similar action to pistol whipping but with gold chains.

Man you just got jew whipped

by refbot3000 May 9, 2012

Scooby-Jew

The Jewish version of Scooby Doo

Selah-Shaggy went looking for Scooby-Jew at the Synagogue but didn’t have any luck finding. RUH ROH

by bigboidawgin101 August 11, 2022

jew-bowling

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.

Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.

by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017