Future Wife Day

Future Wife Day is November 26th.

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..

by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

summers wife

The hotest gal ever. She will be summer's wife for life

preson 1: yo whos that ?
preson 2: thats summers wife!
person 3 : I wish I was her !!

by buuuuud October 19, 2021

Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021

Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.

-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.

by Reliable guy June 16, 2022

alice mattheos wife

So Alice is mattheo riddles wife

they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world

if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way

Alice mattheos wife is his

by mattheos wife ofc July 7, 2021

Wife

A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff

“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”

by The supreme maker December 28, 2021