Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Swamp Rocks

The resin scrapings from the inner walls of a bong mashed together to form rocks

A.K.A the most flavoursome form of resie smokable

Can be shortened to ‘swampies’ but only if yer a sick cunt

Oh yea cunt goin down bush fora dart anyone got swamp rocks? I’m fiendin some swampies Rn cuh

by Twezmaster4213 June 12, 2019

Swamp puppy

A non-aggressive American alligator or crocodile, often found in the Everglades. Swamp puppies are usually found in the water, swimming around, chilling below the surface, and being peaceful lizard bois.

“Hey guys, I’m in the Florida Everglades and I just found this huge swamp puppy. Isn’t he cute?”

by soda drink December 12, 2023

pull a swamp

when you show up to something uninvited

jason: did javier pull a swamp to the party?
george: yeah , he really pulled a swamp what a random

by Monocyte February 20, 2018

Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.

Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.

by RW1994 October 12, 2021

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically

Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"

"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."

by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 17, 2014