Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.
"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."
"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
by IMJL February 6, 2018
Get the failure pornmug. by Idoubtthefbiwillcometomyhouse May 31, 2021
Get the porn watchermug. Snuggie Porn is sexual intercourse filmed or photographed where one or more participants is wearing a Snuggie. Due to the fact that the participants are wearing a robe, it is best on filmed on a cold day doing doggy style.
by gump85 February 18, 2009
Get the Snuggie Pornmug. porn again: 1. Religious people who backslide into horny habits. e.g., Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker.
2. What Tea Leoni says to David Duchovny every night, afternoon, hour, whatever.
2. What Tea Leoni says to David Duchovny every night, afternoon, hour, whatever.
Ex: Cheri: Hey!! Turn that crap off! You know we go to church now! I thought you were over porn.
Roderick: Honey, I’m not born again, I’m porn again.
Cheri: Not funny!! Take your hand out of your pants!
Ex: Tiffany: Debbie, lookit this! Another porn again preacher on the tele! He impregnated his church secretary.
Debbie: Is it Jessica Hahn? What happened to her? She’s so eighties.
Roderick: Honey, I’m not born again, I’m porn again.
Cheri: Not funny!! Take your hand out of your pants!
Ex: Tiffany: Debbie, lookit this! Another porn again preacher on the tele! He impregnated his church secretary.
Debbie: Is it Jessica Hahn? What happened to her? She’s so eighties.
by heather acq May 2, 2008
Get the porn againmug. by ziggle October 26, 2008
Get the Porn Modemug. Porn pals: Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.
Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.
Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...
Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...
by Jdandts December 12, 2013
Get the porn palsmug. Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.
Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.
Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.
by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008
Get the porn screwedmug.