Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room

they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door

by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.

ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022

Bed Princess

Someone who doesn’t put a lot of effort in bed.

You must be a bed princess if you only like to receive

by Lareina28 July 23, 2022

5 bed

Defines the challenge of 5 gay guys sleeping in one bed and who ever gets sexual loses. Last one to not get sexual wins

Person 1: Yo dude, did you hear about that huge 5 bed challenge yesterday?
Person 2: no i didn't, also i filled a restraining order on you yesterday, please go away

by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023