Ninja-Hater

Being a hater and not showing it.

Man, Steve seems like he's a pretty cool guy.

You kidding? Steve hates your guts. He's the biggest ninja-hater we got around here.

by Widdly_Scuds October 31, 2010

the green ninja

abilities include;
green

1:whats his power
wu: greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
the green ninja

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018

ninja banging

To have sexual intercourse with someone in a public place. With only the party members being able to have vision.

Jenna and I went to the park for a quick ninja banging.

by luvstosplooge November 27, 2014

fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

by Kalikedeshi November 23, 2013

Ninja Hipocracy

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.

~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online

by RechVEVO June 30, 2018