Texas Take-six

when a female lies down on top of a nude man on her back (usually on a table) completely nude with her genetalia spread wide. then she proceeds to give a hand job on either side of her, gets fucked up the asshole by the man beneath her, gets fucked in her vagina by a man standing in front of her, gets titty-fucked by a man sittig on her chest, and gives a blowjob all at the same time.

Daniel: Hey dude, where's your mom today? I was wanting to have sex with her.

Steven: Oh, sorry, she's busy having a Texas Take-six performed on her.

by TheSexInformer May 21, 2010

Texas Wildfire

Someone who thought they were a drag racer but really a circle track racer at heart. Tex (as we like to call him for short) enjoys going 100mph in a circle less than 2" from the wall with his hair on fire. This is where the real "Texas Wildfire" came from. On a friday evening he can be seen working on Modified's out at Lima Land.

Tex Texas Wildfire

by dirtflinger October 16, 2010

Texas Track Meet

Profuse sweating during sex with one or more partners.

Man! Look at that sweat between her tits. You would think that she was at a Texas track meet.

by Wanham December 2, 2010

Texas Fire Chute

The art of putting a coffee straw down your dick hole and pouring hot sauce down it.

Yo dude I gave that guy who cheated on my girlfriend a Texas fire chute

by Scooby_Doo February 7, 2014

Texas Chainsaw

A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.

Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.

Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.

by MackZee July 21, 2018

Texas

alright... im born and raised in west texas. let’s get things straight with you non-texans

-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma

- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.

-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives

-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.

-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.

-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.

- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.

“Food here in New York City sucks.. I wanna go back to Texas.”

by Thatgirl K. June 16, 2019

texas and leanna

Very annoying, loud,crazy and gets sugar high very easily

Man have you seen Texas and leanna They are such crackheads

by TEXAS AND LEANNA September 16, 2019