tardalicious

when a retarded person is turning you on something rotten and you dont know why because they are ugly.

that person in specail ed is tardalicious huh?

Dude you are sick, man!

by Christank February 18, 2004

Tard

A person who thinks or believes they are smart , funny or witty... but in reality; they are just an idiot

President George W Bush is a tard

by Bastardized September 26, 2008

vo-tard

A word often used to describe students who attend vocational high schools. An obvious play on the the more familiar "retard", it suggests that vocational students generally exhibit some form of mental retardation. While some of these vo-tards possess significant mechanical skills, it is impossible for them to escape the stereotype.

"yo man, did you bring your car to the shop yet?"
"nah, I just got a couple of vo-tards to fix it for short money."

by Bustemente Campbell October 17, 2008

e-tard

Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.

Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.

by skarz January 10, 2010

Ar Tard

Someone who is a freakin retard. This person will probably try to fish in a 2 inch deep creek.

Guy1: I ran into a wall

Guy2: Youre such an Ar Tard

by JAY-V 13 November 8, 2011

e-tard

Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.

Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

r*tard

Shortened form of retard, often used in online computer games.

n00b: What are you playing?

Gamer: It's an MMORPG, r*tard

by 1v<3 August 17, 2007