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Swallin turtle

When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
She couldn’t suck his dick because he had a swallin turtle.
Swallin turtle by Jason statue March 21, 2019

Scandinavian Turtle Neck 

The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.

⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”

“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”

Drown the Brown Turtle 

To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.
Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then drown the brown turtle.

atena the turtle 

atena the turtle is a loving person who is always giving and never taking. She always sticks up for other people and never gives up on any body. Atena the turtle has many friends and has a good relationship with many people. She is very intelligent,honorable,kind,amazing,funny,serious.DO NOT CROSS HER!!!!!!
atena the turtle is amazing just don cross her.

extreme turtle green 

Like green, but extreme and like a turtle but not. Often seen in bad tacos.
i got sick last night and i threw up extreme turtle green all over your mom.

Milking a turtle 

Doing a lot of work for a reward that isn't really there.
guy 1: Hey man, I've been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.

guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.
Milking a turtle by doremiabc November 20, 2010