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Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Summer

If you have a summer in ur life u are really lucky she gets guys really often and usually guys fight over her and she is always crushing , taken or not she is sometimes loyal if she is ur best friend sister or anything else u are the luckiest person alive if u have her back she has urs she keeps her secrets but also can get a bit crazy if u hurt her besties she will kill you for it she is really nice and kind to her family and friends she is Beautiful inside and out u are so lucky if u have a summer never loose her
Person 1: yo I’m going to go get that girls number

Person 2: wait what no man. Summer?

Person1: ye summer

2 days later

Person 1: I asked her to the prom

Person2 : really man I did too

Both : for f*ck sake
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Tyde-Summer

The og name given to a fucking amazing person who will forever get first choice of usernames ✌️
Tyde-Summer is always drinking Aperol Spritz
by Xoxo TS November 21, 2021
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summer breeze jones

a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.
guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"

guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"
by hooligan hoolio December 8, 2018
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Summer

Ugly manky teethed dog who should not exist she is a rat don’t be friends with her as she treats everyone like her play toys.
Summer NEVER asks for consent.
I know.
by KuromiGoose November 3, 2022
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Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.
friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp
by 00000liiiii March 13, 2022
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