Sock-sniffer

Someone of pudding ethnic culture (mostly used as a slur.)

I can't deal with you today, sock-sniffer.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

Sock Fucker

A man who fucks a sock, and cums inside.

Tim: "John your a sock fucker?!"
John: "NUH UH!"

by tsinnn. September 10, 2023

explosive sock

the act of when someone has a tube sock at a party and takes a wet shit in it and then puts an m80 in the sock lights it and throws it and runs like hell

hey i gave that party down the road the explosive sock

by mr georgy the handgun September 27, 2023

Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

by VonZee July 14, 2023

Lucky sock

To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.

One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.

It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."

Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."

Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.

Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.

by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022

Wearing No Socks

the act of being a dirty ho

Look at Mandy, she's wearing no socks
She's such a dirty ho.

by anonymous July 17, 2022

pecker sock

A sock that goes around the penis

A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"

"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"

by Help_me6601 July 19, 2022