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singlish

A super retarded non-language. Similar to ebonics but for asians.
John: Is that guy retarded? What the hell is he talking about?

Bill: Well he probably is retarded but he's speaking "singlish" I think.
by Bobbob424242 January 1, 2012
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singlish

"legally separated" or "divorce filed, but not yet final".
ANNA: So, are you married, or not?

BOB: I'm singlish.

ANNA: Singlish?

BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.

ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006
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Singer

A Singer is a type of person that chooses what's worse for his well-being. Even when better options are available, he decides on using poor options. A Singer is blind to the truth, and is as stubborn as he is stupid. Typically he also sucks at what he tries to accomplish. Also see dick.
I can't believe that Singer cut me from the team. What a dick.
by Jay V. Hockee December 7, 2005
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singlecore

One person punk/hardcore bands. Singlecore "bands" write songs in which the musician switching instruments can be heard. Excellent live shows.
Kid A: Hey, I was listening to some singlecore when all of a sudden there was a pause and the guy said "Hold on, lemme pick up my bass!"
Kid B: Yeah, what'd you expect? It's singlecore, one guy can't play everything at once!
by Defiance Ohio Fan May 13, 2005
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songle

a song written by an artist that is about being single (not in a relationship)
"dude i just wrote another song about my long and overly drawn out lonliness."

"what? you mean a songle?"

"yeah!"

"depressed five!"

*high five*
by nick_2 September 30, 2007
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Shinglewhopums

A disease from Elizabeth Lynard!Bleach wont reach
A guy fucks elizabeth and then finds out hes got shinglewhopums
by refinnaj February 12, 2009
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