sand

Noun, the possession of which is used to describe anything particularly loud, powerful, manly, challenging, and potentially intimidating, usually mechanical and exciting. Often used primarily to describe hot rods.

That carb finally gave the motor some sand.

by David Sclothe May 25, 2006

sand monkey

A person who has become so grumpy, it is almost as if they have sand in their vagina; A really pissed of person.

Shut up you friggin sand monkey.

Your a sand monkey today

by Burnination December 28, 2005

sand pale

The area around the ass hole where toilet paper residue can add up.

The phrase was coined by Dawn and Drew on their podcast The Dawn and Drew Show.

Man: Hey Honey you do you need me to clean out your sand pale?

Lady: Yes Please.

by Minion 609 August 31, 2008

sand sculpture defense

'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.

Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.

by Coincidence April 20, 2008

Soccer sandal effect

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

by NikeACG July 21, 2008

Stud Sanctioning

An unfortunate practice in which people encourage men to embrace stereotypes such as being willing to have sex with anything that moves, being promiscuous without concern for ones partners, or being unable to control themselves around women. A mirror image of slut shaming, stud sanctioning is used as an excuse for male rapists and a way to put down men that aren't eager for sex.

Stud sanctioning is promoted through the early thirties, at which point men are expected to settle down into monogamous romantic lives, but it can be brought up again if a married man cheats on his wife.

Guy 1: I don't see why my girlfriend is pissed just because I made out with her mom. She's really hot, any man would do the same thing!

Guy 2: I'm not stud sanctioning you on this, you've got to stop thinking with your dick.

by Falcc August 12, 2012

Ass Sand

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015