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Hot Slide

Hot chicks mud wrestling... but surrounded by dude's providing them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea for a nice hot, mud wrestling session.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night makes me want to go eat some more taco bell!
by HotSlide May 9, 2021
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Hot Slide

Hot chick's mud wrestling... but surrounded by dudes proving them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea to wrestle in.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night has me wanting to go eat some more taco bell!
by HotSlide May 9, 2021
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Clam slide

When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards
Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet
by The clam slide creator July 23, 2022
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Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication
Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.
by Cool Melon July 29, 2022
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The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
I had a sliding session with my dog the other day
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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