Richard

aka Dick

Guy:"Richard Is A Dick, Don't Name Your Child That, Please.

by goin_never_dies May 18, 2020

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard

Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit

by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024

richard

extremely immature. always has dirty hair and mind. can be a very good friend if u know him well. if u do not know him, stay away and call a professional. not very reliable if he is not one of ur best friends

dude. ur acting like a richard

by judiththequeen2008 May 12, 2020

Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.

Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

richard

okay that boy a fucking goofy he a richard

bro is such a richard

by hellohowareyouiambored May 29, 2022

Richard

(Slur) someone who is stupid or foolish

That boy is goofy, he’s a Richard.

by Lcliv April 7, 2022

Vintage Richard

When one dresses their penis as a member of aristocratic society before a sexual act. I.E Drawing a mustache and/or placing a small top hat or suit on it.

Did you hear that Virt gave his girl a Vintage Richard?…

by Mothmuncher December 18, 2021