rag

20 dollar bill

"Yo, kick me down a rag so I can buy some beer"

by Ed Luva "From around the way" October 3, 2012

Kint Rag

What a fat, smelly dentist uses to wipe the cum off his roly poly dick after he fucks up your mouth and gets excited about it.

Doctor: Fuck me, Gertrude, oops, it happened again, get me that handy dandy Kint Rag, my sweaty balls are sticking to this dumb bitch’s fillings.
Gertrude: Damn, Doc, you really must have fucked this one up, I havn’t seen so much juice come out of that tiny dick since you fucked me in the ass with a kotex in my cooter

by Butter Mike April 7, 2023

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011

Ragged

To engage in a level of sexual conquest so physically and emotionally intense with your partner that it leaves both parties metaphorically (and sometimes literally) in shambles—clothes disheveled, legs trembling, minds existentially reset.

Usage:
“After a weekend away with her, I didn’t just hook up—I got absolutely ragged. I came back walking like I fought a ghost and questioned the meaning of life.”

by Ragladon July 18, 2025

[snot rag]

When a male/female sneezes thier mucus into a womans vagina and uses the substance as lubricant.

Woah Rob! that snot rag technique lastnite toally worked!!
I saved money on lube!!

by Supersouthby November 2, 2008

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

"Are we going to the 6:00 church group meeting?"

"Hell yeah I love those j-rag's"

by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believes he’s in Minecraft after he gets fried

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

by Zachm.lovesboys January 17, 2020