Racing stripes

When your passenger in a vehicle pukes out the window while moving leaving streaks of puke down the car.

I laughed so hard while cleaning the racing stripes off my car the next morning.

by General Dismay December 22, 2017

Ngpc race series

One of the most elite forms of Grand Prix racing in the western United States. Aside from all the factory and dedicated professionals, the crowd is mostly full of goons that live in the high desert or inland empire. Most of the girls are “homie hoppers” and thots that just screw with every guy there. There has been a group formed by teenagers called the “squid squad” that race or spectate this series that are destructive and full of drama except for a few members of this group. Other than that, it’s a pretty cool race to attend

I went to the NGPC race series and I got the biggest dose of high desert vibes that I’ve ever experienced.

by Ur mom_ February 13, 2020

ur race ace

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*

by squidward4communism May 15, 2018

swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps

Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night

by GoonBoi May 8, 2020

Brag race

One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.

I was at the bar last night.

Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.

by Vancetagious October 10, 2016

racing etiquette

Something that concerns racers who are way off the pace.

Sean is really slow and gets out of the way because he needs to claim he has good racing etiquette.

by team dumpster fire March 7, 2024

Safe Racing

A State of being to safe to race your car or want lots of car lengths to race because you are to scared.

wanna race?" "Man i need like 10 an the hit from you" "WHAT!" Bring a safety belt because you are "SAFE Racing

by Moose59 July 16, 2010