Cars 3 race for revenge

This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.
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race beard

A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.

See also: queer beard
"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
by secretuser420 May 08, 2022
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two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
by Jaw beg October 22, 2017
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A Gentlemen's Race

A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.
"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."
by JJohn7 August 09, 2017
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junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.
A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."
by LorenzoPhoenix February 03, 2016
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race car

race car goes vroom vroom
race car backwards is race car race

car sideways is how paul walker died
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