When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.
by denseb0nerforest February 06, 2018
*putting 4 fingers up* penis cheese
by pp cheese2000 May 03, 2022
by Ansaru September 25, 2012
A term used by southern gentlemen to describe the action they do when sniffing through a diamond. Usually followed up by forming a diamond shape with your fingers and acting out the sniff.
by bizdev6969 May 05, 2021
when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
by ZombieZero99 August 28, 2022
When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
by Chuck Finely December 10, 2013
Girl: OMG I can’t believe Doug would go around spreading rumors like that, like you have to have proof otherwise it’s just opinions, blah blah blah
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.
by Ben Dover 987 June 27, 2023