Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.

Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 28, 2024

Guest Privilege

The ability to get away with most things and not get yelled at by your friends parents. Privilege is lost if you becomes close enough friends and the parents of your friend essentially become secondary parents

Dude, we’ve become close enough that I lost guest privilege with your parents

by Heigorieje April 22, 2024

Black Privilege

A made up term used by racist conservatives to accuse African Americans of being privileged because of a racial biases they have towards African Americans and African diaspora

tim: tyrone just got a promotion instead of me, must've been because of that black privilege

by Daprocrastinator April 25, 2024

Alphabet privelege

When someone gains an advantage due to their name's position in the alphabet such as being graded earlier or called later for something they don't want to do

I hate alphabet privelege, it's so unfair that clarence gets to go before me. fucking C's ,am I right?

by synthqueen555 May 4, 2024

Uterus privilege

When a cisgender woman decides that she's superior to a transwoman and/or decides that transwomen do not share her gender.

Sophie: Come on Karla, let's move away from those fake women over there
Karla: Get over your uterus privilege, that's a real woman

by Nudical May 10, 2024

Handsome priveledge

Is where people treat you different because of your attractiveness. Some people argue that hot waiters get bigger tips at restaurants then overweight ones because of there appearance but there is no evidence to back these claims.

He got free pop and salad at the restaurant because he was broke, talk about handsome priveledge

by HoodforChrist May 15, 2024

Handsome priveledge

Is where people treat you different because of your attractiveness. Some people argue that hot waiters get bigger tips at restaurants then overweight ones because of there appearance but there is no evidence to back these claims.

He got free pop and salad at the restaurant because he was broke, talk about handsome priveledge

by HoodforChrist May 15, 2024