pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 05, 2021

Pre$$ure

Pronounced (Noun/Verb - preSHər )
The opposite of peer pressure, being the resistance, standing out. Standing above the bar of normality.

Term coined by Chuck Paradi$e

I am Big Pre$$ure.
Apply Pre$$ure.
That outfit is Pre$$ure.
No Pre$$ure at all.

by livingoatsofnj January 11, 2023

pre-shame

the state of advanced self loathing one experiences before a night out on 'shame' aka Mcat.

"Dude, I'm feeling some serious pre-shame right now..... I'm getting fucked up on Mcat later"

by The Beef Heart Brothers. March 11, 2016

pre-shame

adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame

I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.

by iamkenneth December 08, 2013

Pre-sgusted

To be revolted by a future gross event

Thinkin about cleaning under the fridge got me feelin pre-sgusted ngl

by Pre-sgusted April 19, 2024

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 21, 2023

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019