porn watcher

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name

“Go touch some grass, you porn watcher!”

by Idoubtthefbiwillcometomyhouse May 31, 2021

chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018

Snuggie Porn

Snuggie Porn is sexual intercourse filmed or photographed where one or more participants is wearing a Snuggie. Due to the fact that the participants are wearing a robe, it is best on filmed on a cold day doing doggy style.

I downloaded some Snuggie Porn, but all they were able to show was ass shots.

by gump85 February 18, 2009

porn again

porn again: 1. Religious people who backslide into horny habits. e.g., Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker.
2. What Tea Leoni says to David Duchovny every night, afternoon, hour, whatever.

Ex: Cheri: Hey!! Turn that crap off! You know we go to church now! I thought you were over porn.
Roderick: Honey, I’m not born again, I’m porn again.
Cheri: Not funny!! Take your hand out of your pants!

Ex: Tiffany: Debbie, lookit this! Another porn again preacher on the tele! He impregnated his church secretary.
Debbie: Is it Jessica Hahn? What happened to her? She’s so eighties.

by heather acq May 2, 2008

Porn Mode

A mode available in modern web browsers that doesn't store any session information.

Porn Mode Coming to Firefox

by ziggle October 26, 2008

porn pals

Porn pals: Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.

Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.

Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...

by Jdandts December 12, 2013

porn screwed

The act of getting really and explicitly fucked over.

Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.

Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.

by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008