porn watcher

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name

“Go touch some grass, you porn watcher!”

by Idoubtthefbiwillcometomyhouse May 31, 2021

coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.

That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.

by jubjub bird November 22, 2014

Snuggie Porn

Snuggie Porn is sexual intercourse filmed or photographed where one or more participants is wearing a Snuggie. Due to the fact that the participants are wearing a robe, it is best on filmed on a cold day doing doggy style.

I downloaded some Snuggie Porn, but all they were able to show was ass shots.

by gump85 February 18, 2009

porn again

porn again: 1. Religious people who backslide into horny habits. e.g., Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker.
2. What Tea Leoni says to David Duchovny every night, afternoon, hour, whatever.

Ex: Cheri: Hey!! Turn that crap off! You know we go to church now! I thought you were over porn.
Roderick: Honey, I’m not born again, I’m porn again.
Cheri: Not funny!! Take your hand out of your pants!

Ex: Tiffany: Debbie, lookit this! Another porn again preacher on the tele! He impregnated his church secretary.
Debbie: Is it Jessica Hahn? What happened to her? She’s so eighties.

by heather acq May 2, 2008

Porn Mode

A mode available in modern web browsers that doesn't store any session information.

Porn Mode Coming to Firefox

by ziggle October 26, 2008

porn pals

Porn pals: Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.

Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.

Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...

by Jdandts December 12, 2013

food porn

beautiful pictures of delicious food

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn

by Faceless Alison May 10, 2016