Pineapple Surprise

Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.

Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.

Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.

by Big_Brando_Baby September 02, 2013

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Pineapple Owl

One of the oppositions to Smurf Cat and Strawberry Elephant. Originated in 2023 on TikTok

Person 1: Have you seen the battle between the Smurf Cat and the Pineapple Owl?
Person 2: Get the fuck off tiktok for once in your goddamn life and do something productive.

by Angie-the October 20, 2023

Spicy Pineapple

A sexual in which one partner coats their hand in Tajín (or similar spice), inserts their fist into a genital orifice, and then fully opens their hand, simulating the spiky leaves of a pineapple.

If you enjoy being fisted, but want to "kick it up a notch," try having your partner give you a Spicy Pineapple!

by JettickDussen May 05, 2023

pineapple plump

Racist term for asian girls.

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"

by Feggt March 14, 2016

Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.

I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.

by urbaneratti January 19, 2025

Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.

I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.

by urbaneratti January 19, 2025