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Elf Painting

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England
by Frikdandel April 23, 2023
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Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.
Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.
by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010
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Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.
I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.
by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024
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Face-paint

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.
He gave her a good face-paint.
by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025
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Go Paint

Gotta shit, take a poo, or dump
1 - Girl I gotta go paint!

2 - Be careful eating those collard greens, they will make you go paint!
by Holla628 April 12, 2010
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I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.
"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."
by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022
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Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back
by LilStingRay January 17, 2022
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