Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.
2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.
3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.
4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.
3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.
4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
Get the corp paintmug. Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."
by Shreddie Wap January 25, 2017
Get the Brain Paintingmug. When you are hitting a thicc baddie from the back and you aren't trying to turn her into a single mom just yet. Before you bust you pull out and nut all over her butt cheeks...in essence creating a masterpiece like the mona lisa on her butt cheeks with your nut.
by Cheek Worship May 4, 2024
Get the Paint some cheeksmug. Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!
Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!
Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!
by Gas man August 10, 2023
Get the paint meltersmug. by Dr Cash Money Esquire October 16, 2021
Get the Paint Saucemug. dude 1-bill just hallucinated a cat humping a dog!
dude2-he probably fried some more brain cells from the paint thinner he inhales at work every day
dude2-he probably fried some more brain cells from the paint thinner he inhales at work every day
by kumguzzlr123456 November 22, 2023
Get the paint thinnermug. Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.
Effects include uncontrollable laughter.
Effects include uncontrollable laughter.
by Coxinmybutt September 25, 2017
Get the Glitter Paintmug.