lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
by Cheeztaem February 07, 2024
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Paint trade

It’s a gay phrase of accidentally shitting on the hot guy while doing the deed.
He definitely paint trade, he’s never bottomed.
I painted DL Trade all the time!
by Friendlyally March 01, 2025
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Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.
Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*
by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018
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Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.
by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019
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Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
by juan Carlos 69 August 27, 2015
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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.
1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.
by amdb4z November 11, 2017
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