stiffy time

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'Stiffy time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.
What time is it?! STIFFY TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffy time tonight.
Why is it always stiffy time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffy time.
by StiffieSteve May 30, 2008
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stiffie time

The meaning of the phrase 'Stiffie Time' comes mainly from the word stiffie.
Any time a man (or woman for that fact) is a little over-excited, it's a stiffie time.
Stiffie Time can also mean: Hard, or constantly horny.
1.) "Man, these beers are giving me a STIFFIE TIME right now!!"
2.) It's 'Stiffie Time' I think we should mate in that closet over there.
3.) "Don't hit that dude over there during 'Stiffie Time' he'll fuck you up!"
4.) What time is it? STIFFIE TIME!!!
by Stiffie Steve August 07, 2005
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It's time to disco!

It's time to have sex!

("have sex" can be replaced with "disco," like in Bollywood films, where censorship precludes any mention of sex)
Person 1: I'm so drunk.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 3: What should we do?
Person 1: It's time to disco!
Person 2: Yeah let's disco HARD!
Person 3: Yeah! Get out the disco balls.
Person 1: Point your fingers up.
Person 2: Thrust your pelvis.
Person 3: Ow!
Person 1: Can't stop.
Person 2: Won't stop.
by karsonwr December 08, 2009
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Naked Time

This is a time in the day or night where a group of individuals remove their clothing and enjoy the company of one another. These people may or may not be living in the same residence. Normal ativity resumes during this time; just without the restriction of clothes
Ian Tim James and I all enjoy naked time together every Thursday. We cook, watch TV or sit and chill
by We-Love-Naked-Time July 23, 2007
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Clark Time

The process of wanting to spend quality time with someone then just walking away.
Melissa said I came down to spend Clark Time with you but in reality she just walks away.
by Mother Denise September 18, 2008
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Beer Time

1: Keeping track of time based on the number of beers you have drank.

2: Time for a beer.
1: Have you seen John?

Yeah, he was right here like five beers ago.

2: What time is it?

Beer Time.
by Caemgen July 21, 2009
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Shower Time

Where Owen Goes off xbox at 9 as it is "Shower time" This is the time where Owen indeed watches his sister in the shower. This is disguised as screen time but the double meaning of screen time makes sense as he peers back the screen to watch his sister in the shower.
"Owen It's Shower Time now" said Jodie. Owen runs to his sister bathroom to watch her in the shower.
by showertime478 September 10, 2019
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