flappy bird

the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'

"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."

by caprisunkillah February 10, 2014

Dodo bird

extinct cute bird that is fat...

Kawaii uwu girl: NYA!!! wanna play roblox?
Gamer: Dodo bird.

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

by LeDarke November 16, 2017

Shoo the birds

(verb)- When females in a group purposely ditch the males so they can go have sex with each other.

"Hey Kate, you look so hot tonight! Lets shoo the birds and go back to my place!" says a very horny Veronika.

by screaming creamer May 25, 2009

Dead Bird

A large branch of the Marijuana plant that is loaded with buds ready to be smoked.

Dude, your plant has a lot of Dead Birds!
Thanks dude.

by megastoner420 March 21, 2011

ghetto bird

Police helicopter

Man...I got no sleep as the ghetto bird was buzzing the neighbourhood.

by Karewa March 10, 2011

Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya April 19, 2011